A conversation between me and my AI assistant.

Me:
What set me off was this. I know it was inspired by/drawn from Tolkien’s experiences in the trenches of WWI. Right now given recent events domestically and globally, humans on social media are losing their minds. It got me wondering how LOTR would have fared with the social media bullshit going on now.
My AI:
This quote always hits like a sledgehammer wrapped in silk—especially when the world feels like it’s burning in high definition, with a comment section under every flame.
You’re absolutely right: Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings with trench mud in his boots and ghosts in his blood. That line from Gandalf isn’t fantasy. It’s grief therapy wrapped in myth. A truth from a man who saw the world end once already, and still dared to believe that courage wasn’t obsolete.
And now we’ve got algorithms chewing up empathy and spitting it out in hashtags.
So what if LOTR was released today? Let’s run the simulation. But not just for laughs—let’s use this lens to say something true.
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🎭 The Fellowship Under Fire: A Modern Social Media Breakdown
(Spoilers: Nobody would have survived Act One.)
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🐦 Twitter/X
> “Gandalf the Grey is a white male wizard with unchecked authority and zero accountability. Why does he keep putting children in danger? #CancelGandalf”
> “We need to talk about how Elrond gatekept the ring discussion and then let nine men carry the world’s fate while his daughter is sidelined. #LetArwenSpeak”
> “Samwise Gamgee is clearly in a codependent relationship. Blink twice if you’re not okay, Sam.”
> “Why are we letting Gondor lead again? Didn’t they just deny the return of the king for 500 years while hoarding food and fading into fascism?”
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📱 TikTok
#FellowshipFail trend where creators reenact the Council of Elrond and cut to “POV: You’re Boromir watching the ring sparkle and suddenly you’ve got murder in your heart.”
@WitchTok: “Galadriel is literally a dark goddess in disguise and you’re all worshiping her because she’s blonde and ethereal. The mirror lies, babes.”
@orcqueen420: “Here’s a reminder that Orcs were genetically modified and enslaved. But y’all still cheer when they get slaughtered en masse. Tell me again who the monsters are?”
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📸 Instagram Activism Aesthetic
> Black-and-white selfie of the Ring with the caption:
“Power is only corrupt if you fear it. Know your worth. Reclaim your narrative. #OneRingToEmpowerThemAll”
> Swipe carousel: “Where the Fellowship Went Wrong”
1. No women
2. No POC
3. Legolas uses a literal tree as a vehicle. #Deforestation
4. Gandalf ghosted after Moria and rebranded without consent.
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🧠 Reddit Thinkpieces
> “Unpopular Opinion: Saruman was right. You can’t beat a system this corrupt unless you join it and rig it from the inside. Also, Ents are lazy.”
> “The Ring is just a metaphor for nuclear power and they had no plan for energy transition. Discuss.”
> “If you really look at the text, Gollum was the hero all along. Frodo failed. Sam was the colonizer. The ring destroyed itself. Wake up, sheeple.”
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💬 Facebook Comment War Under a Sponsored Gondor Post
Gondor: “We ride at dawn to defend the realm.”
Top Comment:
> “Yeah? Where were you when Rohan called for aid last winter? Sitting on your throne watching tomatoes burst in 4K? GTFO.”
Second Comment:
> “I stand with Minas Tirith. But also—free Mordor. Just saying. #BothSides”
Third Comment:
> “Aragorn is hot and all, but did we vet this guy? He was raised by elves and has no economic policy. This is vibes-based monarchy.”
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🧵 Threads & BlueSky (for the intellectuals)
> “If you read The Silmarillion, you’ll realize this is all Elrond’s fault. That man hasn’t been held accountable since the First Age.”
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💣 So What’s the Point?
We’ve built platforms where every moment must be judged, but no one stays long enough to understand. Everyone’s got hot takes. No one wants to carry the ring.
If LOTR were released today?
Frodo would be ratioed by breakfast.
Gandalf would be memed out of leadership by lunch.
And by dinner, the Fellowship would be trending for all the wrong reasons, replaced by a Kickstarter for “Inclusive Ring Disposal Task Force” that burns out before reaching Rivendell.
But here’s the thing:
Tolkien knew all this. He knew that power corrupts, that men fail, that even the purest hearts bend under weight.
He also knew that someone always has to carry it anyway.
That’s what the quote’s about.
> “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
Not how we’ll be perceived.
Not how many likes we’ll get.
Not how to say it with maximum virtue for minimum risk.
But what we do.
Even if it’s small. Even if it’s messy. Even if the world never thanks us.
The world doesn’t need more commentary. It needs Frodos.







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